tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52170392011-06-08T02:13:18.696-04:00"Live Long And Hard"EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.comBlogger871100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1145987238207188292006-04-25T13:46:00.000-04:002006-04-25T13:47:18.216-04:00

Get this video and more at MySpace.comTurn the volume down about halfway, it records loud.

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1136053341594309982005-12-31T13:19:00.000-05:002005-12-31T13:22:21.603-05:00

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1134616676099995192005-12-14T22:17:00.000-05:002005-12-14T22:17:56.110-05:00

I just saw a Lingerie store commercial in Tampa that had 2 girls I know in it. Awesome.... just awesome... lol

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1130918549002326582005-11-02T02:46:00.000-05:002005-11-02T03:02:29.013-05:00

My first time playing at the Palm's/Peadbody's in Tampa, was in front of around 200 people, I was scared shitless...Me and my boy Dex rocking out "Kissed by a Rose" by SealGosh she's purty.... sighs.... lol

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1129768387575588002005-10-19T20:32:00.000-04:002005-10-19T20:33:07.580-04:00

Well I just don't get it these days. I think that I have been pretty good these days. I have calmed down alot. I have pretty much decided to be just friends with some certain people. The problem with that is that why is it fine for women to say they just want to be friends, but if a guy says it then its a problem. And the funny thing about it is that I don't want to be a friend with benefits

JDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01597467999707746266noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1128473317291460752005-10-04T20:38:00.000-04:002005-10-04T20:48:37.296-04:00

Ok so I have to ask the ladies this question. Well first let me explain. I have this girl that I pretty much am not interested in talking to any more. Her personality sucks and I just can't see myself talking more than 2 mins with her anymore. I have tried the nice approach and stated that we could still be friends, everyone should know what that means. I tried the mean approach and told her

JDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01597467999707746266noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1127962686436199622005-09-28T22:57:00.000-04:002005-09-28T22:58:06.443-04:00

Just when you thought you've been embarassed before! This is the funniest shit I've ever seen haha. Click the title to see it...-EZE

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1127867640572459962005-09-27T20:33:00.000-04:002005-09-27T20:34:00.576-04:00

Imagine losing your spot on the roster to this guy...- EZE

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1127747456961070442005-09-26T11:09:00.000-04:002005-09-26T11:11:12.943-04:00

Awww did some poor lady break you lil bitty heart. Man up punk and move on. Let me find out you went to FL and got soft. Anyways, I am trying to put my pick in my profile, need a lil help here.

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And no, I don't mean "Suck" in a good way. If your a girl, "present company excluded" FUCK OFF!!!

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You Are 40% WeirdNormal enough to know that you're weird...But too damn weird to do anything about it!How Weird Are You?

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1126593623919694292005-09-13T02:33:00.000-04:002005-09-13T02:40:23.923-04:00

Man, Fuck this, I spent an hour trying to figure out an easier way to post these pics, I quit, here's my sisters site that has all the damn pics posted already.Anyway, went with the my new potential "thing" Alison, My friend Ryan and sister Kelly. Weezer was good but, man, did the Foo Fighters kick some ass. Grohl really knows how to play to the crowd. I'll give Weezer credit, they brought up

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Went and saw 311 yesterday. They rocked as usual. Last time I saw them they were on their 10 year anniversary tour, this year their 15th. Geez the last 5 years flew. I'm a little hoarse today. Anyways, I couldn't bring the camera in so I only got a few pictures of the tailgating. Went with my friend Drew, Allison (the blonde), Joanna (brunette, and my future ex-wife) and Kevin (Fat guy)

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Ahh, back to the party pictures!! It was my friend Cru's (crew) birthday and we all got a stretched excursion for a night out on the town. First stop was VIP at Pirana's in Ybor city followed by a VIP private party in Ybor as well. Lots of women, lots of alcohol : )Picture of the Bar... I don't know, looked interesting at the timeCru's friend, Cru, random hot chick and some guy.Me and another

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Ok, I was digging through the old family albums and found these gems. I figure I'd show something other than T & A for once. Besides, chicks dig guy's kid pictures, it shows your softer side... As you can see, I was a butterball...Got my first kiss out of the way kinda early...Always the ladies man.... Dude, I rock... I wonder what that chick is doing now? I don't get why she's grabbing my boob

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1124416510930803072005-08-18T21:53:00.000-04:002005-08-18T21:55:10.936-04:00

I just ran 5.75 miles in 50 minutes... FUCK YEAH!!!Ouch.... my knees....Well, the job offers are starting to come in. Too bad they are shitty hours and working for peanuts... sighs.... Guess I'll have to be waiting tables for a while. Well, I'm going to go ice my knees now.- EZE

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So, went out last night with my sis and friends Kyle, Mike, and Drew. We also met a couple girls at the first bar one of which is pictured. We went to Jackson's in Harbour Island, and then back to Hyde Park Cafe. Good times had by all...On To The pictures...Drunk Kelly and a Midget called AngelaDrunk Kyle I have no Idea what this picture is My nasty sweaty ass pointing out Kyle's drunked'ness

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Well I guess its better late than never. See I guess some people like to pose for a camera. I guess we should have gotten all there names. E you better have alot of stuff already planned for us.

JDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01597467999707746266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1123109525530117932005-08-03T18:50:00.000-04:002005-08-03T18:52:05.536-04:00

Me being the Badass That I am Not....

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So I normally don't post pics of girls in compromising positions. But this girl pissed me off and dammit, her half naked ass is going up on the internet..... FUCK HER.

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1123099663855174732005-08-03T16:01:00.000-04:002005-08-03T16:07:43.860-04:00

So I was at Mug's and Jug's for some Karaoke competition my sister was in and who do I end up talking to? Miss Teen Florida 2004. She was there with her grandma, got her card and she and her grandma invited me over to their house to go swimming. I was smart this time and cropped out her number and email lol.Ok, i'm outEZE

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Well, tagged along with the sis to this place called Hyde Park Cafe just outside Tampa and met up with her friends Stephanie, Brandy and Marcey. And as you can see, it did not fail to disappoint.

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I must say that I had one of the best nigths at Neds last night, and it didn't even involve having sex. As soon as I get my pics from E I will have to share them with everyone. Boy I had good dreams last night. E no more yelling nice clevage at the girl i am trying to hook up with ok.

JDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01597467999707746266noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1121462144037212572005-07-15T17:11:00.000-04:002005-07-15T17:15:44.043-04:00

Well, I have to take a break from partying for a week to drive my ass back to Virginia to finish moving. Can't say i'm looking forward to the two 14 hour drives i have ahead of me in the next week, but its cheaper than paying a moving company $1,100 + the $190 plane ticket. I can't wait to see everybody. Once my ass gets my own place (not till january : ( ) Ya'll are gonna have to come visit

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Well I know I haven't placed anything on here for a while. So this is all that you are getting until I can place anything that will top the pics. Roy, IB, and I will be down in Tampa at the end of Aug. So make sure you get everything and everybody ready.

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So I meet this Hottie Mchottie last night at the bar, go to some after hours pool hall all night with her with some friends, make plans to go see fantastic 4 tonight, make out with her, etc... then find out while she's driving me home at 7AM that she lives in fucking Atlanta, GA and is visiting for a few weeks. She drives a Mustang GT too. Brittany you have sunk my battleship.- EZE

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1121036083208630082005-07-10T18:49:00.000-04:002005-07-10T18:56:46.323-04:00

Thank you Natalya, my Russian girl from NYC. Your the closest I'll ever get to Maria Sharapova.

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Dancing fun 

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Night out  

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My sis and new friend Eric 

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I'll miss you Andreina....sigh.... (Ned Devine's waitress) 

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Limo Fun 

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Cleavage 

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fireworks at Channelside over the Bay 

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Me and VK when we met up in Georgia. 

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Chicks at the pool 

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My new Girlfriend, Modena 

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1118541687211754312005-06-11T22:01:00.000-04:002005-06-11T22:06:11.663-04:00

We Make a Cute Couple Right? So, as many of you know, I'm sort of a video game nerd. I occasionally watch G4 TV a cable station dedicated to video games/technology. Tina Wood is a host of G4 TV, a show that talks about video games. Where are these women? A chick this hot and not only plays video games, but writes about them? Can you say dream girl? There is nothing hotter to me than a girl

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1118241497191097702005-06-08T10:07:00.000-04:002005-06-08T10:39:37.606-04:00

Err... well more like 8:30-5 but whatever...So I met this chick monday night at Ned Devine's. She is the quintessential barbie doll. She's a 5'11 130lb hairstylist with the fake boobs and blonde hair. I also have a sneaky suspicion she's a stripper at Camelot in DC. One issue I have is that she works at the same salon my ex girlfriend did and I think she strips at the same club. She asked for my

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1118089829276124902005-06-06T16:29:00.000-04:002005-06-06T16:30:29.280-04:00

Ok, I finally posted a bunch of stuff and nobody's commenting!!GET TO IT!!!- Spocker

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1117994213269325702005-06-05T13:56:00.000-04:002005-06-05T13:56:53.273-04:00

My youngest sister ( I Swear I am the milkman's baby) 

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Drunk Girls?.....At a Bar?! 

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Oh So Drunk, Smoochie Time! 

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Yeah, I totally Made out with Her...Sweet... 

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More Dancing 

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OOPS! How Did That Get In There? 

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Freestyle Rap Contest at the Velvet Room 

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Oh Beer Girl, How I love thee... 

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Half the dance floor at Bananna Joe's (I know the picture sucks) 

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Drunkass's Dancing on stage. 

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The chicks I went out with (the one in the middle is my sister) 

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Ok, I finally got some time to post.So, Florida, what a great time that was. I was down there 8 days and went out 7 of them. I unfortunately had the most incompetent employee at CVS put my photos on the Kodak CD because you can barely make some of them out. But i'll post the damn pictures anyway. If I see any of you i'll just bring the real pictures. This is all from just 2 of the nights I

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SOMETHING BITCHThere, I posted something bitch. lolI'm just too busy this week, i'll get to it this weekend and hopefully start up regularly monday.Have a great weekend everyone.- Spocker

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Sorry about the lack of updates. I've been in training all week for the new job. I'll get around to posting about the Florida trip asap.Wait, no one reads this, so nevermind...- Spocker

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Going to bed early tonight, gotta get up early and go deep sea fishing tomorrow. I'm gonna catch jaws.Florida girls are yummyOh Boozie and Kane,I got that job and my hours are going back to normal (8:00-4:30 give or take a half hour) So I should be able to make some hashes, only problem is after june 7th, i'm going to have a restricted license for a year. So, I'll have to figure something out.Ok,

EZE (The Spocker)http://www.blogger.com/profile/18013359008811015527noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217039.post-1116634267104905782005-05-20T20:10:00.000-04:002005-05-20T20:22:29.753-04:00

Ahh, just handed over all my work, NO MORE VoIP PROVISIONING! WOOHOOO!!!

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Well, tomorrow morining I fly to Tampa, FL to visit the family and celebrate my birthday. Its been a rollercoaster of a week for me. Found out I was gonna be laid off on my birthday, (next monday) but luckily found out today I got the job I applied for in a different department today. Talk about lucky! I swear, I am one lucky son of a bitch sometimes. Anyhoo, I'll be back thursday night so

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Tonight or tomorrow morning, an EZE exclusiveMy review of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

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So, fuck work, I'm taking a break...As many of you already know, this weekend was my first hash. And a campout one at that. What a blast that was. I finally "Get It" after all this time of wondering what the hell you guys were always talking about on the website. This is really something I know I will get into. I mean, drinking and running, singing songs, hell, thats all I do anyway.

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I'm so busy right now I don't even have time to post anything worth a shit. I'll try and get something done later. I hate my job....- EZE

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Well... I'm in the last hour of my workday counting the hours till I leave for the Campout hash. What sucks is, I'm gonna get home, do laundry and go to bed. Gotta get up around 5:15 AM and head out at 6:00 AM for Banananun's in Richmond. I'll get there around 8:30-9:00 AM then have another 4 or so hours drive to the campout in NC. So, let me get this straight.... i'm supposed to set up a tent,

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I got to work an hour and a half early so I guess I'll post something to kill time. So as most people that know me are aware of, I'm a video game nerd. While I really don't play videogames all that much, i'm always the first kid on the block with the new systems and games. So naturally, I watched the new Xbox (Xbox 360) unveiling on MTV last night. Wow, is all I can say. The actual show sucked,

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When it comes to car tires, I have the worst luck. I have had 4 flat tires due to nails all within a 2 year period. I had to have all my tires replaced a year and a half ago because of it. Now, for some reason the sidewall of my tire decided to bust. I have to buy yet ANOTHER tire. I gotta do this before the hash saturday because, while i can still drive on it now, what started out as a

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For the technology impaired, click the title to go to the website.Ok, I was about to go to bed, but I goofed off some more hitting the "Next Blog" button on the top right of the screen and ran across this abomination of a site. I was getting a big enough kick out of the site when (Que Website Background Music) I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Ok, Im really going to bed this time.KI your

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The man who taught me to blow fire, the infamous... Spanky. 

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I didn't change the template!!!!!FUCK YOU BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait... I kinda like this..Oh P.S.Day 5.... Still haven't shaven, scruff reaching George Michael status.

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Got this from VK's Site, its one of those "When will you die" jobbies. I think I did pretty good all things considered:

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Ahh blogger, how I hate thee...Anyways, my big post isn't going to be that big now because I have damaged my brain from too much alcohol over the years and I have no short-term memory left. (I DID go to college you know)Anyways, I was bitching about women:This past monday night I was at my usual hangout Ned Devines for Karaoke. A little while after I got there I noticed these 2 hot chicks at the

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Well, I had a big long post i spent 45 minutes on earlier before blogger decided to take a big dump on my plans... So I guess I'll just post it later.Fuck you blogger!Oh, watched Chronicles of Riddick tonight, yeah, it sucked.- EZE

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Lets see,Friday Night: Hung out with just KI for the first time in forever, sad because he lives with me. Got drunk and most likely whined about how I'll die hopeless, pennyless, 25 pounds overweight and no one will ever love me quickly followed by a Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley.Saturday: Got sunburned to hell cutting the grass, playing tennis, and cooking out on my deck. Avoided Text

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Woohoo!, I've been linked by Strip Search City! Now maybe someone will read this schwill!Right now me and the clock are having a staring contest and I'm winning. That's right clock, I'm Rick James BITCH! Got 53 minutes left till I finally can escape my cubicle and start my weekend.Hmm... will it be Budweiser or Heifenweiser (sp?) tonight? Ahh, the important decisions that I must make in this

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Another Friday is here. Went out last night with Junior (my neighbor) for Cinco de Mayo, and much to our chagrin, ALL THE BARS WERE DEAD! COME ON!! people, this is illegal immigrants equivalent to St Patricks Day! We only get a few days a year where we are encouraged to get hammered and irresponsible, take advantage of it! Anyway, we went to 2 bars stayed for 10 minutes and walked out. We

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So, yeah... I'm a big slacker. I honestly have been a little burned out of blogging for the last couple weeks. I spent so much time putting the damn site together I just got sick of looking at it, and lets face it, nobody reads this site but me and JD. Another reason is that I've actually been busy at work, or should I say, busy getting taken from behind by work that is. But thats a whole other

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Well time for a weekly update. Well I guess it would be almost bi-weekly. Lets start with my trip to NC on the 9th. Lets just say I had a good time and got my cardio going. Been seeing this girl down there. Its cool cause my boy runs a club there. Its a nice 3 1/2 hour drive to clear the mind. Well anyways. So we end up just staying in for the night and drinking. Aww a girl that likes to

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Well its been a while since I put anything on here. And there is a good reason for that. My dating is about as dry as a Horny toad's ass. I guess we will talk about the party at EZE's neighbors house. I must say I had a great time. The people were cool and no one acted like they were to good for each other. Then again we did have have 3 guys come in suits. WTF its a house party. I don't think

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Well, thats what I get for behaving myself at the party. That Puerto Rican bitch never called me back! What the hell is wrong with women, i swear. Man looks like i'm in for another dry spell. I couldn't get my hand to fuck me without rubbing vodka on it first. Well, I'm off to see Sin City tonight with Junior. At least I get to see the delectible Jessica Alba, mmmm.... tastey.Hopefully

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I got rid of that nasty Red back ground, not that this is much better. I'm still working on it.Well, the party went off without a hitch. It started off a little uncomfortable as there were 2 girls at the party i'd messed with, and both were trying to get me to take them home. Problem is, I had the Puerto Rican chick there that I have been talking to. Didn't help that her alledged friend was

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Ok, we should be able to make comments on our posts now.Well, JD and I are throwing down this saturday at Poo Poo and Junior's place. Hopefully we'll be getting some ladies there so its not a sausage fest. Were looking at 20 + people so the odd's are looking good. Plenty of drinking , without the need of driving.Have a great weekend- EZE

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I'm bored so I"m just gonna start writing. So....... My life...... where do Istart...... Ok here goes...The Chronicles of Eze...What a long crazy trip it has been the last 2 years. I've gone from a married man, to a depressed and pathetic divorcee, to crazy DJ, to a long termrelationship with a stripper, became Lead singer of a band, became an ex-leadsinger of a band, then a depressed pathetic

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To add on to EZE:1) Make sure you are clean before you add the cologne. Funk and cologne is the worst smell.2) If they are to drunk to remember, then don't do it. What are you trying to catch a charge or something.3) Please don't get so drunk that you forget that you hooked up with one girl and try to hook up with another one that is her friend. A good sign would be them sitting together or going

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Ahh... Friday... Then end of the week, but just the beginning of the weekend. A time when women instinctively flock to the bars like moth's to a flame. Where the all gather in great numbers and drink lots of alcohol. This my friends, is a single man's dream. Like shoot'n fish in a barrel. They may play their games, but in the end, they want just what you want. They just like to brain fuck you

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So... shortly we will adding a couple more writers, I have to get their emails first and get them set up. They are my neighbors, Grant, a.k.a Junior a.ka Blanky, and Eric, a.k.a Poo Poo. While neither of them have gotten laid in nearly a year and are social grenades in any social situation, they are my buds and are funny as shit with some good stories. Oh, I kid ; )Well, its happened, I finally

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Well E, I am glad to see that someone is as big of a hoebag as I am. Well maybe not as big of one, but you are catching up. I said I would put my most recent not nice thing on here:So I am chillin at the one of the few clubs in Woodbridge that hasn't been shut down Oasis (Hoasis) when I see an ex there. Now when I messed with her last she was only 5'3 and about 110 lbs. She has thickened out a

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You know what, I just might start my own site. It will be dedicated to stories of the hookups and shannigans I, or any of my friends, go through. This way I can keep the smut off the parent site, http://www.kiandthegang.com Well, I'm off to the bars to come up with material...-EZE

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Wednesday, MAY 19TH, 2004Nickname: Eze, "EZ", and some lazy ass's just call me "E"Real Name: Erik JamisonZodiac sign: GeminiAge: 27 , Damn I'm oldRace: Mutt: I'm 1/4 Spanish (Latin not mexican), 1/4 Italian, 1/8th Cherokee and I'm still white as hell and ugly. Needless to say, I'm bitter. At least I'm not French.Hair: Dirty Blonde/Light BrownEyes: Blue and sometimes HazelHeight: 6'1" ishWeight:

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